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"Saddest Wookiee" shirt.
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PRE-ORDER - IN STOCK EARLY NOV.
The Saddest Wookiee! Replace your tearstained old shirt with a new one. Back until the new year, a design classic and much requested reprint!
Black American Apparel Mens - £12.50
Black American Apparel Ladies - £12.50
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"Eggbert" shirt.
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PRE-ORDER - IN STOCK EARLY NOV.
Shelley's classic egg shirt, also sported by The Child on occasion. Back until the new year, a design classic and much requested reprint!
Royal blue American Apparel Mens - £12.50
Royal Blue American Apparel Ladies - £12.50
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"Tupping Liberty" shirt.
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The raw fury of Mr Tim Jones and his dyspeptic catchphrase, back until the New Year. A much requested reprint!
Yellow American Apparel Mens - £12.50
Yellow American Apparel Ladies - £12.50
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"Secret Scary Friend" shirt.
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A new spin on a Scary Go Round classic. A good thing to wear in order to gently remind your allies that you are "of the night".
Black American Apparel Men's - £12.50
Black American Apparel Ladies - £12.50
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"Dewey Decimal" shirt.
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Dr Dewey Decimal invented the Dewey Decimal system of classification in 1910, and although he died unexpectedly after being crushed by a decagon erected to celebrate the launch of Pearl Jam's "10" album in the early 1990s, he made it okay to put things in order.
Silver American Apparel Men's - £12.50
Silver American Apparel Ladies - £12.50
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"He'll Show Us What To Do" shirt.
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A tribute and a salute to a scarygoround classic, and an American original. This can be worn ironically by you, or unironically by you, or your dad. Deadly and parrotheadly. #2 in my musical series!
Gold American Apparel Men's - £12.50
Gold American Apparel Ladies - £12.50
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"Wrestler Feels Your Pain" shirt.
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Just because professionally he intends to wreak havoc on your frame doesn't mean that the luchero doesn't understand. He understands better than most!
Slate American Apparel Men's - £12.50
Slate natural American Apparel Ladies - £12.50
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"Are You Crazy" shirt.
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Believe it or not, socialized medicine isn't the gateway to communism. Or is it? Why not wear this shirt while trying to work out the answer.
Olive American Apparel Men's - £12.50
Olivenatural American Apparel Ladies - £12.50
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"Employee Of The Mo th" shirt.
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Here is the deal. The letter "N" is on there but it's black. The other letters glow in the dark. Everyone will think you are flipping amazing. After thirty or so years moths will eat the shirt but you can buy another and keep it in a ziploc bag if this worries you.
Black American Apparel Men's - £12.50
Black American Apparel Ladies - £12.50
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"Yak-Wendigo War" shirt.
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You know about the Yak-Wendigo War, right? Read this handy pamphlet if you don't! And see close up detail of the design here! From a distance, all you are saying is "OH NO". Close up, so much more.
You can see a photo of the design in place here.
Army American Apparel Men's - £12.50
Army American Apparel Ladies - £12.50
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"Maths Is Easy" shirt.
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Yeah, you heard the news. Maths is all the rage now. Kids adding up numbers in their spare time and doing equations on their "skate-boards" and having calculus for dinner instead of a good square meal. Why don't you show those eggheads with their smart maths ways that you ain't afraid of MATHS.
Brown American Apparel Men's - £12.50
Brown American Apparel Ladies - £12.50
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"Applecat" shirt.
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In a year when change is inevitable, you need a candidate on which to project your hopes, dreams and aspirations. Applecat is that candidate. Applecat could stand for anything. Applecat's only policy is the promise to make your dreams come true.
It's 2008. It's Applecat.
Click here to see a simulation.
Organic natural American Apparel Men's - £12.50
Organic natural American Apparel Ladies - £12.50
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"Bears Will Eat You" shirt.
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Don't be like a goblin, show people that you know the truth with this dynamic, informative devil bear design.
Dark blue Hanes Beefy-T (regular shirt)- £12.50
Dark blue Bella babydoll (fitted tshirt)- £12.50
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"Major Teacup" shirt.
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Tea, tea, the musical drink, the more you sup the more you THINK.
This shirt is also available on sweatshop-free American Apparel (standard shaped shirt with a more slimline, styled fit).
Dark grey American Apparel Men's - £12.50
Dark grey American Apparel Ladies - £12.50
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"Rock O'Clock" shirt.
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As we all know, "rock o'clock" is when the magic happens. Or when a version of A Flock Of Seagulls containing one original member shambles on stage to the sound of one hand clapping. Either way, EXCITEMENT is the order of the day!
Red American Apparel Mens - £12.50
Red American Apparel Ladies - £12.50
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"Amy Acker Ate My Hamster" shirt.
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This shirt came to me in a vision. You either want it or you don't. I have no idea what I am trying to say here. It's a conversation starter! If you're not sure how to explain it to someone, tell them it's a band tshirt, and one of the band is a kodiak bear. Here are some photos of it on a man and a lady - it looks nice!
Light blue American Apparel Men's - £12.50
Light blue American Apparel Ladies - £12.50
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"Death Has A Bunny" shirt.
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Death has a bunny and they are friends. We don't need to push this issue.
Tan American Apparel Mens - £12.50
Tan American Apparel Ladies - £12.50
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"Okay to be You" shirt.
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Express your individual individualism in this responsive, responsible shirt.
Brown Hanes Beefy-T (regular shirt)- £12.50
Brown Bella babydoll (fitted tshirt)- £12.50
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"Books Rule!" shirt.
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As demanded by several (several!) readers. Display your healthy attitude toward book learning in the faced of a dumbed-down society.
We're discontinuing the Kavio (pictured) and Hanes shirts in this design.
Kelly green American Apparel Men's - £12.50
Kelly green American Apparel Ladies - £12.50
Kelly green Hanes Beefy-T (regular shirt)- £12.50
Kelly green Kavio babydoll (fitted tshirt)- £12.50
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