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"Invaders" shirt.
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Career opportunities are the ones that never knock. Every job they offer you is to keep you out the dock. We have all done jobs we didn't want to do to keep the wolf from the door and that is what this shirt is about.
Asphalt American Apparel Men's - £
Asphalt natural Apparel Ladies - £
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"Ask Me About Unicorns" shirt.
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Unicorns are mystical horned horses who live in magic paddocks and eat eldritch oats. Sometimes they might chow on an enchanted carrot. Unicorns are amazing. Wear this shirt and expect to make new friends almost instantly.
Blue American Apparel Men's - £
Blue natural Apparel Ladies - £
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"Cat Person" shirt.
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Lots of people like cats and want to hug and hold them all the time despite the fact that, and I have this on good authority, cats steal your breath in your sleep and demand the installation of a special, small door in the home. This is a shirt for a cat person.
Navy American Apparel Men's - £
Navy natural Apparel Ladies - £
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"1-800 How's My Beard" shirt.
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Beards are a kind of coat worn on the jaw. This tshirt celebrates facial furniture, from the most minimal "Sean Paul" to the elaborate and dense "Robert Wyatt" - and all points between!
For logistical reasons, ladies' shirts in this design will initially be special order only. Those ordered during the pre-order will ship with the first batch of orders, but thereafter they will be printed upon request and take longer than our usual shirt orders to arrive.
Organic natural American Apparel Men's - £
Organic natural Apparel Ladies - £
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"Dr Vinyl" shirt.
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Vinyl is the true way to enjoy your sounds. The CD is dying and vinyl will soon be the dominant world circle once more. Don't be on the wrong side when that day comes. Dr Vinyl is your passport to peace of mind.
Orange American Apparel Men's - £
Orange American Apparel Ladies - £
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"Nosferatu" shirt.
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Nosferatu was a famous vampire and toffee afficionado, never far from a maiden's neck or a branch of Thornton's. Here's a little mock up of this terrifying garment.
Asphalt American Apparel Men's - £
Asphalt American Apparel Ladies - £
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"Saddest Wookiee" shirt.
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The Saddest Wookiee! Replace your tearstained old shirt with a new one. Back until the new year, a design classic and much requested reprint!
Black American Apparel Mens - £
Black American Apparel Ladies - £
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"Eggbert" shirt.
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Shelley's classic egg shirt, also sported by The Child on occasion. Back until the new year, a design classic and much requested reprint!
Royal blue American Apparel Mens - £
Royal Blue American Apparel Ladies - £
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"Tupping Liberty" shirt.
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The raw fury of Mr Tim Jones and his dyspeptic catchphrase, back until the New Year. A much requested reprint!
Yellow American Apparel Mens - £
Yellow American Apparel Ladies - £
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"Secret Scary Friend" shirt.
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A new spin on a Scary Go Round classic. A good thing to wear in order to gently remind your allies that you are "of the night".
Black American Apparel Men's - £
Black American Apparel Ladies - £
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"Are You Crazy" shirt.
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Believe it or not, socialized medicine isn't the gateway to communism. Or is it? Why not wear this shirt while trying to work out the answer.
Olive American Apparel Men's - £
Olivenatural American Apparel Ladies - £
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"Maths Is Easy" shirt.
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Yeah, you heard the news. Maths is all the rage now. Kids adding up numbers in their spare time and doing equations on their "skate-boards" and having calculus for dinner instead of a good square meal. Why don't you show those eggheads with their smart maths ways that you ain't afraid of MATHS.
Brown American Apparel Men's - £
Brown American Apparel Ladies - £
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"Applecat" shirt.
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In a year when change is inevitable, you need a candidate on which to project your hopes, dreams and aspirations. Applecat is that candidate. Applecat could stand for anything. Applecat's only policy is the promise to make your dreams come true.
It's 2008. It's Applecat.
Click here to see a simulation.
Organic natural American Apparel Men's - £
Organic natural American Apparel Ladies - £
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"Bears Will Eat You" shirt.
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Don't be like a goblin, show people that you know the truth with this dynamic, informative devil bear design.
Dark blue American Apparel Men's - £
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"Major Teacup" shirt.
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Tea, tea, the musical drink, the more you sup the more you THINK.
This shirt is also available on sweatshop-free American Apparel (standard shaped shirt with a more slimline, styled fit).
Dark grey American Apparel Men's - £
Dark grey American Apparel Ladies - £
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"Rock O'Clock" shirt.
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As we all know, "rock o'clock" is when the magic happens. Or when a version of A Flock Of Seagulls containing one original member shambles on stage to the sound of one hand clapping. Either way, EXCITEMENT is the order of the day!
Red American Apparel Mens - £
Red American Apparel Ladies - £
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"Death Has A Bunny" shirt.
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Death has a bunny and they are friends. We don't need to push this issue.
Tan American Apparel Mens - £
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"Okay to be You" shirt.
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Express your individual individualism in this responsive, responsible shirt.
Brown Hanes Beefy-T (regular shirt)- £
Brown Bella babydoll (fitted tshirt)- £
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"Books Rule!" shirt.
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As demanded by several (several!) readers. Display your healthy attitude toward book learning in the faced of a dumbed-down society.
We're discontinuing the Kavio (pictured) and Hanes shirts in this design.
Kelly green American Apparel Men's - £
Kelly green American Apparel Ladies - £
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